More tranny stories later!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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