Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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