i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
