Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
