so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Actions speak louder than pants.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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