hell yes lets make some ravioli
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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