Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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