This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think i peed on brittanys purse
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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