Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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