either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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