So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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