i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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