Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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