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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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