you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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