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read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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