Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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