Whod you bang
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
