An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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