And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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