Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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