How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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