please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
God, I missed his penis.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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