the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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