Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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