After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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