Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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