I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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