what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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