O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
