Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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