have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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