i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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