grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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