He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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