how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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