i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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