I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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