i just wanna soil my oats bro
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
