Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
