Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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