Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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