How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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