your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
vagina is talking i cant
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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