Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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