Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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