"it" just moved
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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