the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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