READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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