only you would photoshop your dick
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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