are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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